LL COOL J: LEATHER DADDY

No but SERIOUSLY. Who looks like that----> and ISN'T a gay? Those are vanity abs and you know someone is j/o in the mirror. A Hot Mess Blog is reporting that LL has been seen out with a guy who is a "known homosexual" in the music industry far too often. LL has a token gay! Since we have a high investment in LL's being a gay, we were pretty interested and did some investigating. In an interview with Al Weisel of Rolling Stone in 1996, LL responds to a question regarding his use of the term "faggot" on his records. His response?

"I use the word nigga, too. If I can say nigga on an album, and I'm an African-American, I can say faggot." - LL COOL J

That's some precious logic there, LL. If LL were a gay, he would be a leather daddy.

Looking back on it, this is the gayest shit eva:

LL Cool J ft Pharrell Luv U Better
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MAROON 5

Brand New Maroon 5 Video for "Wake Up Call"

wake up call
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SKANKYPANTS

Christina Aguilera - Slow Down Baby

Above: Christina Aguilera does her best "Britney Impression". Cute. We've been on and off haters of X-TINA the Anti-Christ in the past. Today we think the lesson X-Tina needs to learn is consistency. Her transformation from "scuzzy ho" to "classy" is as believeable as Avril's sellout from angsty rocker chick to choreographed pop princess. In other words, Christina, you a ho. Her fourth single from "Back to Basics" is "Slow Down Baby", a song we have no opinion of. We should blame whoever died and allowed Christina Aguilera to have some creative power over her "artistry." Christina's got pipes, but she's got to get her boy Scott Storch back on her good side so that they can team up for another Stripped.

Let's Review:
Billboard Peaks

BACK TO BASICS
Ain't No Other Man - #6
Hurt - #19
Candyman #25

STRIPPED
Beautiful - # 2
Can't Hold Us Down - #12
Fighter - #20
The Voice Within - #33
Dirrty - #48

Let's be real. Stripped delivered 5 classic singles. Back 2 Basics blows. Next time X-Tina should try going back to her "real" basics. See image at right.

BOUNCE BACK

Cassie - Is It You

Credit: Kevipod Music

Not sure if you're up on the Cassie controversy. Or if you even know who she is; remember my summer jam from last year "Me & U"? That's Cassie. Her album bombed, and she quickly fell off the face of the earth. She performed an embarassingly off-key lipsynching (i know, I didn't know it was possible either) on BET without moving an inch or working the crowd. Eek. Well anyway, after that there was some outcry, and Diddy released a video saying he was going to keep Cassie up to "Bad Boy" standards. So - sucky like Danity Kane. Well anyway, I love her new song after one listen - very chill, very mellow, has the happy melody of "Umbrella" but the sexy groove of a electro track.

Check the vids below:
Cassie on BET - Jesus it's bad. Watch it ALL

Cassie ft yung joc - me & you (bet live)
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Diddy w/ Cassie. I feel so bad for Cassie. But can't there be a girl who is gorgeous who can move or sing too? That's not asking much.

SEXY SOUNDS

To the lovers: here are some tracks to get your groove on. Sexy.

Azul Project/Stryke - Ain't No Sunshine
Kings of Convenience - I'd Rather Dance

Narcotic Thrust - When The Dawn Breaks
Dangerous Muse - The Rejection

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Is there really any difference?


I hate it.


I'm going to go ahead and assume that Brit released these photos as a ploy to make people "think" that she is going to have a sucky video where she teeters between the edge of milfa (mother id like to forget about) and skankyfuckjob, and then is going to release an ACTUAL video that is good. I'm onto your games Britney!
I'd almost rather see preggers Britney writhing up on that pole and playing to the camera. Oh wait that disaster happened in 2005, my b.

Britney Spears - Someday I Will Understand
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THE ALBUM THAT KEEPS GIVING

Beyonce - Get Me Bodied (Radio Edit)

The Album That Keeps Giving. Giving shitty-ass singles. Seriously - B'Day came out September 4th 2007 - in a measly 10 months Beyonce has managed to release the lackluster "Deja Vu", the irritating "Ring The Alarm", the decent but overrated "Irreplaceable", a HIGHLY disappointing duet with my baby girl, Shakira, a ridiculous movie, and now this piece of sh*t. Are you serious B? She recorded B'Day in 2 WEEKS. 3 SONGS A DAY. How single-worthy could these babies be?

REINVENTION

Good Charlotte - I Don't Want to be in Love (The Dance Anthem)

Okay, so we're a little late on this one; but who listens to Good Charlotte? We didn't see this on any blogs or countdowns, we just stumbled on it. This is an anthem, for sure, and we're glad that the boys have learned from two album flops post Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous, and are ready to make some seriously groovy music. We love it.

We'll leave you with the video. Nothing special, but Nicole's baby's daddy is wearing a blazer!

REMIXES WE ARE BLASTING

Hilary Duff - Play With Fire (Vada Mix)
Hilary Duff - Dignity (Richard Vission Remix)
Hilary Duff - Stranger (Smax & Gold Edit)
Justin Timberlake - Lovestoned (Hot Radio Jam Mix)

POP PERFECTION

September - In Orbit (Full Album)

September brings tight Swedish-pop to a new level. This album includes the hits "Cry For You" and "Satellite". If you haven't already heard her, download it right now - her fanbase is rapidly increasing, her songs are climbing the charts, and the tunes get stuck in your head on the first listen. Enjoy.

J TO THE LO

Jennifer Lopez - Hold It Don't Drop It

Here is the highly anticipated debut single, "Hold It Don't Drop It" from Jennifer Lopez's 7th album. I'm digging the sound, weak verse but the chorus makes up for it. Horn-driven ala Amerie's "Gotta Work". Very fresh, very clean, produced by Midi Mafia. Each J. Lo album has gotten progressively lamer, so let's hope she delivers an "On The 6" rather than a "Rebirth" this time around.


Album History:
On The 6 - 1999.
If You Had My Love, Waiting For Tonight, Let's Get Loud, Feelin' So Good
Hot latin sounds fused with electronic dance making for a modern sexy sound that launched Jennifer's music career.
J. Lo - 2001
Love Don't Cost a Thing, I'm Real, Ain't It Funny, Play
This was the J. Lo era. Peak.
J to the L-O: The Remixes - 2002
I'm Real (Murda Inc Remix), Ain't It Funny (Murda Inc Remix), I'm Gonna Be Alright (Nas Remix)
This Is Me Then - 2002
Jenny From The Block, I'm Glad. Prize for most retarded name for an album, ever.
Rebirth - 2005
Get Right. What a tragedy in music.
Como Ama una Mujer - 2007
Que Hiciste, Me Haces Falta. Things are getting back on track

Flashback - 6 Years Ago - Love Don't Cost A Thing