Christina Aguilera - Slow Down Baby
Above: Christina Aguilera does her best "Britney Impression". Cute. We've been on and off haters of X-TINA the Anti-Christ in the past. Today we think the lesson X-Tina needs to learn is consistency. Her transformation from "scuzzy ho" to "classy" is as believeable as Avril's sellout from angsty rocker chick to choreographed pop princess. In other words, Christina, you a ho. Her fourth single from "Back to Basics" is "Slow Down Baby", a song we have no opinion of. We should blame whoever died and allowed Christina Aguilera to have some creative power over her "artistry." Christina's got pipes, but she's got to get her boy Scott Storch back on her good side so that they can team up for another Stripped.
Let's Review:
Billboard Peaks
BACK TO BASICS
Ain't No Other Man - #6
Hurt - #19
Candyman #25
STRIPPED
Beautiful - # 2
Can't Hold Us Down - #12
Fighter - #20
The Voice Within - #33
Dirrty - #48
Let's be real. Stripped delivered 5 classic singles. Back 2 Basics blows. Next time X-Tina should try going back to her "real" basics. See image at right.
Let's Review:
Billboard Peaks
BACK TO BASICS
Ain't No Other Man - #6
Hurt - #19
Candyman #25
STRIPPED
Beautiful - # 2
Can't Hold Us Down - #12
Fighter - #20
The Voice Within - #33
Dirrty - #48
Let's be real. Stripped delivered 5 classic singles. Back 2 Basics blows. Next time X-Tina should try going back to her "real" basics. See image at right.
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